Who We Are
We are the Guest Prophets, a mystical order of snack-food seers and diviners. We have spent centuries studying the ancient art of snackology, and we're here to share our wisdom with you.
Our Mission
We're on a quest to uncover the hidden meanings behind the most popular snack foods in the land. From the mystical energies of the Cheeto to the cosmic vibrations of the Pringles, we're here to guide you on your journey to snack enlightenment.
But be warned, our prophecies are not for the faint of heart. We're talking bold, unapologetic, and possibly life-changing truths about the snack foods you thought you knew.
So, are you ready to join the ranks of the enlightened ones? Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the snacks?